January 2012
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NO ED. DON'T BUY THINGS
SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR A CAR.
YEAH.
YA PRICK.
sorry my internets been down all day and watching property programmes always turns me into a jeb.
rant you wont care about
I nearly posted this on someones facebook.
If there’s one thing I hate about the hundreds online store it’s that they don’t tell you it’s out of stock until you’ve selected a size and colour, and with some products I’ve had this trouble with, like hats, there has only been one size and colour available, forever, so surely it can’t be that hard to tell me...
just love it when I've still got about half a box...
ahhhh sweet sweet nicotine
don’t judge me. you poos.
i still haven't been to the dentist since i...
I reckon the first person/people to start making...
you know you’ve all done it and know what I mean.
uh ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I wonder how much I’m getting paid tomorrow, and if it’s enough to get tickets for the shins, some stuff from the hundreds, go to the pub AND make it through the week?
it probably… is… ;D
there was a letter in the local rag today...
fucking idiot, apparently everyone over the age of sixty likes swing now?
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“God gave you melons, so make melonade”
– Happy Endings
i wanna go brush my teeth get into bed and read,...
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part of me really wants to go put some juice in...
part of me thinks there’s a high enough chance there’ll be some in there already and can’t be arsed to take the risk of going downstairs needlessly
but after writing this I’ve realised how silly I am being. I AM GOING TO GET UP AND GO TO COLLEGE IN THE MORNING AND I NEED JUICE TO FUNCTION …
WAIT
there’s monster xpressos in the fridge, will that do?...
“I don’t follow Kanye West on Twitter, but I don’t really have to. Everyone else...”
– Bobby Hundreds
If this gets 1 million notes I'll totally post a...
December 2011
54 posts
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Dear hair
you are getting too long, unless you can think of a better arrangement I am going to shave you all off on my birthday
Regards
Ed
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